A Closer Look At Snooki’s New Animal Print Ink [Photos]
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We should have seen this coming. When she dressed up like a leopard for Halloween, blowing fans’ minds with the intricate detail of her elaborate costume, we should have expected that Snooki‘s next cat-like transformation would be a permanent one (how else could she ever top herself?). And even though many of you have been questioning the authenticity of her latest ink, the design itself is grabbing a ton of attention.
On Saturday, the former vet tech tattooed zebra- and leopard-print shooting stars atop the existing pink crown on her left–or is it the right?–arm, afterward posting these two pictures on her Facebook page. Before we could even ask for your critiques, a debate broke out over whether or not the tat was actually real and distracted us from the all more important question: Do you like it?
+ The verdict’s still out as to the true nature of Snooki’s ink (the above pic shows it on her right arm, the below pic shows it on her left, though web cams are know to pull funny tricks like that…), but the whole argument is soooo last night. At this point, we just want to know if you think the thing is cute or not! Sound off in the comments!
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Photos: Courtesy of Snooki’s Facebook page
Ronnie’s Seriously Scruffy Beard: Hot Or Not?
Breakups typically create one of two scenarios for the couple in question: Serious distaste for one another, or a sudden desire for a makeover (the latter is almost always triggered by a need to make the ex-beau ooze with jealousy). Ronnie, who made it obvs that he and Sammi were dunzo during the “Jersey Shore Hook-Up: Live Edition,” has opted to change his look.
Earlier this week, the “Jersey Shore” castie stopped by Access Hollywood to talk about how the pains of long-distance dating combined with career pressures pulled at his relationship with Sam. He made a convincing argument for why they needed some indefinite time apart and said a little bit about making good decisions, but to be honest, the only thing we could focus on was the amount of facial scruff sprouting along his chin and upper lip. Hello, stubble!
+ What do you think of Single Ronnie‘s ode to the beard? Does he look mature and wise, or is he just taking this Movember thing too seriously? Take the poll, then check out video of his interview below.
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Photo courtesy of Access Hollywood
JWOWW Has Kissed The Tanning Bed Goodbye!
JWOWW (relatively) covered up at the beach while shooting Season 3 of “Jersey Shore.”
When Jenni Farley first hit the “Jersey Shore” in 2009, there was no peeling her away from the beach on a summer scorcher or preventing her daily trip to the tanning salon. Before hitting the club, and hitting it hard, it was all about getting as many of those coveted UV rays as possible.
But the “Shore” mom is growing up, and with that, getting healthy. She’s in a solid relationship, has put the brakes on drinking to excess and has become quite the entrepreneur. Most surprisingly, the “Shore Salon” owner has put her days of tanning beds behind her and, instead, has gone concretely down the route of faux glow. No longer will you see the beauty bronzing it up, unless it is through the efforts of a can or some other sort of aerosol mechanism. Melanoma is just not on her agenda, and she called into “The Doctors” earlier this week to speak out about her conversion.
+ Check out the clip of JWOWW doling out tips for the perfect fake bake below (EXFOLIATE!), and tell us if you think her current complexion stacks up to the days of sunburnage.
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Snooki’s Tattoo Mysteriously Switches Arms, Confuses Masses
Controversy on the interwebs! Snooki‘s Twitter and Facebook fans are currently in the midst of a heated debate over how the pink crown tattoo that once indelicately graced her upper right arm jumped all the way over to her upper left arm.
Earlier today, the “Jersey Shore” star posted the above photo and commented, “I added on to my tattoo! Zebra and leopard shooting stars ♥” We thought the new animal-print embellishments were noteworthy enough to write about on Remote Control, but we found ourselves a little stumped for facts when skimming over the argument that was brewing underneath the image on display. Many people, such as Megan Hilliard M., pointed out a head-scratching discrepancy: “Love the tattoo! It’s super cute!!!! Do you have one on each arm? Just wondering because I noticed there is another picture on ur page of the same tattoo on your right arm.”
Valid.
While some of Snooki’s FB devotees tried (and continue to try) with all of their might to make sense of the confusion (“It’s called a mirror image from the webcam,” said Mandi-Marie G., and Chula B. reasoned that “the camera could’ve easily been a mode where it was reversed”), the basic consensus of the social media peanut gallery is that the tat was never permanent, or the picture is of someone else. (It wouldn’t be the worst thing, considering the fashion industry’s fickle history with animal print.)
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Photo: Courtesy of Snooki‘s Facebook page
‘Black Swan’ Brings Out The Ballerina In Snooki [Photos]
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Seaside Heights may be known for its summer shares but it’s the closest thing Snooki has to a permanent residence. When she’s not being filmed for “Jersey Shore,” the saucy meatball (who’s looking very low-fat these days) is living out of a suitcase, hotel-hopping across America so she can expand her “guidette” brand (and provide Crocadillys to every loner in need).
While we all love ordering room service and splurging on an overpriced movie-in-bed every once in a while, Dorothy said it best: There’s truly no place like home. So it should come as not surprise to find that Snooks has been going a little stir crazy on the road. Just take a look at these pics of herself ballet-dancing in her hotel room’s desk chair–she posted them on Wednesday with the comment, “the outcome of me watching ‘Black Swan‘.”
At least she kept her koo-kah covered.
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Photos: Courtesy of Snooki’s Facebook page
Vinny Guadagnino Turns 24 Today, So We Wrote Him A Poem
It’s Vinny‘s birthday, and what better way to celebrate the “Jersey Shore” thinking man than gift him a poem straight from the heart? Well, there probably are better ways–we’re sure he’d love a new BMW–but this is the best we could manage (we just used nickels to pay for lunch). Enjoy?
An Ode To Staten Island’s Finest
When we sat down to think
Of ways to celebrate your big 2-4,
Anything besides writing a poem
Really felt like a huge expense bore.
These days you’re into spoken word
We know that from stalking your Twitter,
So we figured you’d appreciate the effort
Even if it belongs in the sh**ter.
Please accept this birthday rhyme
It’s not exactly our specialty,
But you taught us to leave our comfort zone
When you met your long lost family in Sicily.
Imagine this little ditty
Overflowing with tasty sweets,
Then recall how happy we (hopefully) made you
The next time we meet.
Today’s about enjoying,
Forget the people that suck at life,
Ramona’s the first that comes to mind
The stupid girl from Miami who stood you up and is totally regretting it now.
Beloved Vin: Here’s to many more wild nights in Seaside
And special moments with your future bride!
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MTV Twitter Roundup: Snooki Adds More ‘Real’ Friends To Her Circle
Snooki blows a kiss to fans at MTV’s 2011 EMA; the Gorgas get into a family feud during Episode 5.
Looks like Snooki‘s expanding the circle of trust. During last night’s highly anticipated “A Very Snooki Holiday Special” on HSN, Jenni called in to support her “Jersey Shore” friend, who was there hawking Crocodillys and perfume. But JWOWW wasn’t the only Joisy vixen to pick up the phone. According to Snooks’ Twitter, the Gorga couple from “Real Housewives of New Jersey” gave her a ring, too!
Elsewhere, Vinny Guadagnino‘s been spending his 24th birthday in Sin City (presumably sharing the poem we wrote him with friends) and Jenni, who just returned from Europe after presenting at the 2011 EMA, told the Twitterverse just how nervous she was during her presenting duties. Coulda fooled us, J!
Check out more of what your favorite MTV stars were up to this week:
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Possible Titles For ‘Jersey Shore’ Cast Autobiographies
The proud author poses with her newest soon-to-be bestseller.
Sure seems like everyone has a tell-all these days (“Soula Coaster,” anyone?), but for some reason, most of the “Jersey Shore” cast hasn’t jumped on the bandwagon just yet. Perhaps it’s because their dirty laundry already gets aired on MTV, but wethinks there’s still some great storytelling left to be done in book form. Since we enjoyed thumbing through Snooki‘s helpful “Confessions of a Guidette” so much, we’ve come up with some possible autobiography titles for the rest of her roommates.
“Dance Like You’re Not Wearing Underwears” by Deena Nicole
While the more popular quote goes something like, “Dance like no one’s watching,” it’s more fitting if her book relates to setting oneself completely free, both metaphorically and literally. (Plus, if you head to the discotheque without underwears, you can probably cut down on laundry time.)
“Doing the Concrete Tango” by Mike “The Situation” Sorrentino
From a purely literal standpoint, the dude threw himself into a concrete wall, but the title really embodies the mental struggle he undergoes from season to season while trying to find the true third person he really is inside.
“I Love You, Just Kidding” by SamRon
There’s no way this explosive couple would dare let the other person scribe a memoir alone; they’d absolutely have to write this thing together (if they didn’t kill each other first). It would be split into two distinct halves: Sammi would accuse Ron of all of his wrongdoings, and he’d respond the only way he knows how: Deny, deny, deny.
“The Power Of The 21-Hour Nap…And Other Beauty Secrets” by Jenni “JWOWW” Farley
Jenni’s book would be more of a helpful guide, chock-full of some of her most-trusted self-pampering techniques, like ‘How to maintain a golden glow when the only place to tan is miles away,’ and our personal favorite, ‘Boost your memory and cognitive skills with a 21-hour snooze.’
“Scent Of A Bromance” by Paul “Pauly D” Delvecchio and Vinny Guadagnino
Fist Pump, Push-Up, ChapStick, anyone? The best buds can get into specifics about how they bonded so quickly, plus offer advice on finding a suitable BFF and how to nurture the friendship. Maybe even a sidebar on color-coordinated outfits with your bestie.
+ What do you think of our phony book titles? Can you come up with something more fitting? Sound off in the comments and let us know!
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Sisters Who Inspired ‘Twinning’ Get Busted For Auctioning Off…Themselves
Though Mike gave it his best shot, he was never able to seal a “Twinning” deal with American students Brittany and Erica Taltos while overseas. And though his “Jersey Shore” plan of attack might have fallen flat in Italy, the sisters recently offered up a unique chance for others to pick up Sitch’s slack.
The two University of Florida students put themselves up for auction last week on eBay, according to The Independent Florida Alligator. At a starting price of $1,000, they promised to provide one lucky moneybags some “Twinning Lessons,” but eBay ultimately took down the post on Saturday, stating that auctioning off a date suggested sexual conduct, which is a violation of its policies.
Sexual conduct? With the two who are famous for hooking up with Deena, Vinny and Mike in a single night? How insultingly presumptuous!
+ What do you think of the twins’ limited time offer? Sound off in the comments!
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JWOWW Claims She Can Sleep While Standing [Video]
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Snooki and JWOWW present “Best Live” act at the 2011 EMA.
Everyone knows that Snooki and JWOWW like to sleep like logs after a night out on the town (who could forget Jenni’s 21-hour conk-out?), but the “Jersey Shore” best buds informed 2011 EMA red carpet host Tim Kash Sunday night that in a pinch, sleeping while standing is not out of the question.
Before honoring Katy Perry for her successful year overseas, the big-haired guidettes admitted to Kash that the taller of the two has the capacity to appear conscious while anything but. In fact, before the interview, he caught Jenni drooling while she appeared to be awake! After copping to her party foul, she and Snooks moved onto topics like how they couldn’t wait to party with Lady Gaga in female form (alter-ego Jo Calderone was the last they’d seen of her). Watch the two metallic mavens chum it up with our MTV News reporter:
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